Friday, May 8, 2009

'SLICK'

There is a rumor going around the Mohegan Reservation that a person, (I am not sure if it is a man or woman), called Slick is giving advise to the Mohegan Tribal Government Officials.

An example allegedly, is that Lynn Malerba, the Vice Chairwoman of the Mohegan Tribal Council was advised by Slick to tell a reporter from the New London Day, that he could not attend Open Court (in the Mohegan Tribal Court), Her comment was, "Abssolutely not." Slick, maybe that was bad advise.

Slick allegedly told William (Bill) Quidgeon, the Mohegan Tribal Councilor Treasurer to say to tribal members when they ask questions about finances, "I don't know, I'll look into that. I'll get back to you." Some tribal members say they never get answers from him. Your doing a good job Slick.

James Gessner, the Corresponding Secretary, was allegedly by Slick, told not read a concerned tribal member's letter at the April 26, 2009 quarterly meeting. More good advise Slick.

Bruce "Two Dogs" Bozsum, The Tribal Council Chairman, threatened that the tribe would withhold payments of taxes to the State of Connecticut, if smoking ban legislaation is passed in Hartford. Good job Slick, advising the chairman to take on Attorney General Blumenthal. Are you for real Slick?

I have been alleged that Slick has been giving advise like these examples for years to government officials. Should the officials or Slick go?

Brokenwing would like to meet Slick. I have been told by people, he's "cute." I have no idea what that means. In order to meet Slick, i am posting a $100.00 reward for anyone who can set up a meeting between myself and Slick. One tribal member said, another alias for Slick is "Propaganda Joe." If you know of his where abouts, please let me know? Do you know him? What do you think?

Editorial footnote: There is no Slick, it was fun to write.

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